Friday, March 21, 2008

Advertising gone wild.

  • Each time you opened a box of Lucky Charms, a leprechaun would leap out and shout, “They’re magically delicious!” With frosted flakes, you hear, “They’re gggrrreeaaatttt!” Eating Wheaties and you’re reassured that you’re eating, “The breakfast of champions.”
  • Whenever you turned on your Chevy truck, you’d hear Bob Seger sing, “Like a rock.”
  • When you tore open a package of baloney, you’d hear, “My baloney has a first name – O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name. It’s M-A-Y-E-R.”
  • Every time you shut your car door, you’d hear your insurance company’s (complete hooey) tag line – “You’re in good hands.” (Allstate); “Like a good neighbor.” (State Farm); “Have you met life today?” (Metropolitan); “Farmers gets you back to where you belong.” (Farmers); “Amica, we keep our promises to you.” (Amica).
  • You’re about to leave home, forgetting your wallet, and your American Express card plays a loud, “Don’t leave home without it!”
  • You’re hung-over and open the medicine cabinet to hear, “Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh! What a relief it is!”
  • Your generic trash bag fails and you hear, “Don’t get mad, get GLAD.”
  • You crash your car and when your airbags deploy you hear, “You could have saved fifteen percent or more in 15 minutes with Progressive.”
  • You’re googling drug treatment facilities for your wayward teen and hear, “The few, the proud, the marines” or “Be all you can be.”
  • You open your fridge to cook dinner for your family and you hear, “You deserve a break today.”

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