I previously reported on a trend in
Apparently, a swan at a German zoo has been enamored with a swan-shaped boat for a long time. In case you don’t know, swans are monogamous creatures that stay with their partners for life. So, you can see what a big deal it is that this swan is willing to forgo the love of his life, a boat, for the real thing.
C’mon fellas, if a bird can do it, you can too. Be brave, give up your latex companion and go for a real woman who might just peck you back.